1. About a month ago
  2. From a friend and coworker who traveled there for the holidays
  3. You're supposed to theoretically rub their bellies when you're worried and they alleviate your trauma
  4. Very cool concept
  5. Only problem is, my actual trauma has increased tenfold during this time.
  6. I have been heartbroken twice in distinct and heightening ways by the same gal.
  7. Our President is now bad.
  8. There's a lil' haze.
  9. And I'm not blaming a four-inch piece of wool pulled around a few pipecleaner interiors
  10. But if these dolls could shape up or ship out I'd very much appreciate it.