1. The "Lord Of The Flies" children would've crashed on the Island of Norules and would've been saved by Commander Order
  2. Oliver Twist would've asked for more "Good Guy Food"
  3. Anne Frank would've had her name changed to Anne Innocent-Bystander
  4. Scrooge would've been named HoldMoney
  5. Holden Caulfield would have enrolled at St. Innocence Prep
  6. Willy Loman in "Death Of A Salesman" would've sold Sad Sacks
  7. The island in "Lost" would've been run by the Purgatoria Initiative because Dharma is too subtle
  8. Walter White would've cooked and sold Unobtanium