Impressions 9-year-old Me Tried to Learn to Do Because of @jimmyfallon
Oh, cool, the reason I got into comedy is here! All of these impressions are preserved on unlabeled audio tapes in my parents' basement.
- •Regis PhilbinEvery night during "Millionaire" I would repeat after Regis to try to get the cadence. Annoying for parents.
- •Howard SternDid I know anything about Howard Stern? No. I knew he was gross? But I learned how to say, "Ooh, you know what I'd do to you? Look at your breasts."
- •The CureNo child should have this in their repertoire.
- •Chris RockNo one should listen to these tapes.
- •Pat O'BrienIt helped that due to seasonal allergies I truly did not breathe through my nose, ever. @mandy can attest.
- •Adam SandlerWhenever I got anywhere near a boat.
- •Welcome, @JimmyFallon!!