Just Saw Dirty Grandpa at Sundance

  1. Hopped on a shuttle bus that dropped me off 30 minutes away from my car
  2. We hit severe traffic; my waitlist tickets to see a documentary about North Korea had expired
  3. Truly bummed, I looked up to find out I was in some sort of suburban multiplex far from any discernible human forms
  4. Dirty Grandpa was playing at 7:20
  5. I consumed the entirety of Dirty Grandpa
  6. I am shaking, convulsing, I cannot breathe
  7. My stomach has leapt out my mouth hole into the void
  8. I am everything and nothing
  9. I saw Dirty Grandpa at Sundance