1. Richard Gere, if the gerbil thing were true, and the gerbil spent nearly a decade burrowing deeper into his intestines, and every morning, he woke up to more phantom internal gerbil scratching
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  2. Like somebody used a box of white Airheads to make a mold of somebody's face and then took that mold and stretched it across a sexist beach ball.
    Suggested by @lucas
  3. The guy from Anomalisa
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    Or more generally a marionette of some kind
    Suggested by @tombatten
  4. Kinda like he's melting and he'll eventually look like Skeletor..
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    Suggested by @shanaz
  5. Sam the Eagle
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    Suggested by @ladygoggog
  6. Lego person
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    Suggested by @Boogie
  7. Cotton Hill
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    Suggested by @Waz
  8. Quarter George Washington
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    Suggested by @cordeliane