My First Time Having Sex

  1. It was in the Sex Box on TV
  2. I remember the producer saying, "Are you ready to step into the Sex Box?"
  3. Boy, was I ever.
  4. Me and a girl I'd never seen before walked into the Sex Box
  5. We had what absolutely no one could call sex for 28 minutes and it was all televised
  6. During the post-Sex Box interview, i asserted that my "penis was buzzing"
  7. I was given the "Worst Sex" Award by the Associated Press
  8. I would have loved to have sex again someday but the show got canceled