My First Time Having Sex
- •It was in the Sex Box on TV
- •I remember the producer saying, "Are you ready to step into the Sex Box?"
- •Boy, was I ever.
- •Me and a girl I'd never seen before walked into the Sex Box
- •We had what absolutely no one could call sex for 28 minutes and it was all televised
- •During the post-Sex Box interview, i asserted that my "penis was buzzing"
- •I was given the "Worst Sex" Award by the Associated Press
- •I would have loved to have sex again someday but the show got canceled