New Linkedin Features

  1. Humblebrag Button
  2. Everyone automatically connected with Bill Maher
  3. Off The Record mode
    You can message bosses that you hate them but they legally aren't allowed to hold it against you in the hiring process.
  4. 7 War RPGs All Featuring Kate Upton
  5. Cursor now followed by line of sparkles
  6. Hidden Enron page as goof
  7. Now in color
  8. "Congratulate Friend On New Job" feature still main selling point of website