People I'd Like to Take Selfies With in 2016

Gonna be a big year!
  1. Martin Shkreli
  2. RZA and Martin Shkreli
  3. Bernie Sanders humping a Shkreli pic
  4. Martin Shkreli with symptoms of/inflammation from bee allergies
  5. Martin Shkreli pouring talcum powder in his own mouth
  6. Blake Shelton
  7. Jonathan Franzen
  8. Adrien Brody
  9. Julianne Moore
  10. Odell Beckham Jr
  11. Steve Carell's bald coworker from "The Big Short"
  12. The Russian guy who owns the Brooklyn Nets
  13. Jim Cramer
  14. The dying shadow from the "Mad Men" credits
  15. My real dad (Mr. Shkreli)