Photos of Little Me Being Shitty
In honor of today being Saturday, a day of rest, I'll give the people what they want: not an attempt at highbrow content, but a simple photo list of me as a young man/boy being shitty, either on stage or otherwise. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a museum.
- •Me as Turtle from "Entourage", Halloween 2009
- •Reenacting a 7th grade dance with my pal, 2010. She has untagged this photo on Facebook 6 times since its inception.
- •Alright! 2009.
- •Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to a legendary photograph known only as "Fat Adam". My friends circulate this photo every month. You could call it viral. 2010.
- •Me playing Juliet
- •Reduced Shakespeare. Actually not being that shitty, only a lil' shitty.
- •Oh whoops, I woke up and I was already on stage in the middle of "West Side Story". 2008.
- •Just unadulterated shitty. 2007.
- •Vacationing with my class to France, 2008, being the absolute maximum amount of shitty!!
- •Technically just my voice and @IreneC in the plant suit!
- •This was my MySpace profile picture. The cursor played no song. Just dead silent on that MySpace. Crickets. No visitors.
- •I was good in "Grease", actually.
- •Everyone's favorite "Office" couple: Pam and Dwight!