Phrases to Kick a Networking Email From Unremarkable to "Holy Hell, So Remarkable!!"
Deploy these lil' wonders at your own risk.
- •Just Reaching Out
- •Just Circling Back
- •One More Fuck And I Could Own You
- •You Missed A Spot
- •You're Worthy. I'm Vegan. Let's Blast Off.
- •Here Is A Picture Of Ten Ships(Then don't attach it)
- •Your Monstrous Gourd Astounds Me
- •That's Not Penne!
- •I'm The Dingo. I Ate Your Damn Baby.
- •My Dad Is Hellman From The Mayonaise
- •See You Later, And Now. I'll Always Be Seeing You. But From Where?
- •Critics Have Called Me A Fascinatingly Suspenseful Saga
- •That's Amore!