Problems I'm Having That Drake Probably Doesn't Have

  1. What's the cheapest bar in NYC on NBA All-Star Weekend?
  2. My flight to Toronto is too expensive
  3. I dropped a secret album but nobody noticed
  4. Nicki Minaj won't stop trying to kiss me
  5. Having trouble finding time to head to the court house and officially change my name to Aubrey
  6. I Hate Makkonen