Special Xmas Treat: The Stories Behind All My Trophies

  1. 2003: I won this for getting a cat out of a tailpipe at a Little League Game
  2. 2002: this one is for smallest bladder in little league (boy division)
  3. 2000: I was on a team called the Tabby Tigers which is reason enough to not give me a trophy so they didn't so I bought one for cheap
  4. 1999: The "Never Brings Enough Gum For Everyone" award given each year by the PTA
  5. 1998: I found a Bong and removed it from the little league field and the mayor gave me this
  6. 1997: ate a ping pong ball