The Joys of Finding Out @john's Birthday Is One Day Before Your Own
- •First I was like 😎
- •Then I was like 😵
- •Then I was like 👶🏨
- •And I woke up and it was years later. I had a child and I did not know how to care for him.
- •Finding out this information was very dangerous: I passed away and then had a son.
- •But initially, when my only emotion was 😎? Things were smooth sailing.
- •Love this info. I'll be doing a @john impression at UCB-NY next month for our debut sketch show. This is some cosmic shit.
- •Happy bday, dude!