The Joys of Finding Out @john's Birthday Is One Day Before Your Own

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    First I was like 😎
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    Then I was like 😡
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    Then I was like πŸ‘ΆπŸ¨
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    And I woke up and it was years later. I had a child and I did not know how to care for him.
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    Finding out this information was very dangerous: I passed away and then had a son.
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    But initially, when my only emotion was 😎? Things were smooth sailing.
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    Love this info. I'll be doing a @john impression at UCB-NY next month for our debut sketch show. This is some cosmic shit.
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    Happy bday, dude!