Things I'd Love to Do This Weekend With the Nba All-star Game in NYC

  1. Play Steph Curry 1-on-1
  2. Hold Giannis Antetekounmpo's hand
  3. Re-tie Allen Iverson's shoes, at his request
  4. Block Anthony Davis
  5. Block Anthony Davis on Twitter
  6. Play Damian Lillard, Boogie Cousins, Klay Thompson, and Kyle Lowry 1-on-4
  7. Get in a photo booth with Kyle Korver
  8. Do a funny "similar names" comedy routine with Kyle Korver and Al Horford
  9. Get daps from Korver, at the very least. Ideally also from Horford.
  10. Begin and end a bar fight with Kobe