Things I Would Do for a Friend
- •Tell them to relax and refocus
- •Parallel park
- •Tell them their new flavor of ice cream has too many hard cereal chunks in it
- •Tell them that maybe now wasn't the best time to open a boutique ice cream shop in the west village
- •Show them charts that prove the profit margins just aren't going to be there in two months
- •Remind them almost all new restaurants close
- •Remind them it was a very horrible idea to open up an ice cream place with only one new flavor called "horrible hard cereal chunks"
- •Lightly counsel them that maybe the store shouldn't have been called "OJ Simpson's Murder-Porium"
- •Parallel park an ice cream truck