Ways Our Interns Have Quit/disappeared

I work for a production company. Interns disappear sometimes. We notice.
  1. Showing up only one day, reeking of smoke, stealing a monthly parking pass, and sending it back a few weeks later.
    I was out of town on a shoot and never met this man. Rumor has it he was named Sam? Don't believe in him.
  2. Never showing up after Day Two when I informed her that the interview she transcribed discussing John Elway wasn't actually talking about something called an "L-Way"
    I think this one may have been my fault??? Not cool, though, just Google "Elway"
  3. Stealing a rental car and attempting to drive it to Florida