Ways You Should Never Describe a Kiss

  1. Savory
  2. Like tasting a bench
  3. Razor-thin
  4. Outta this world!
  5. Pulpy
  6. Like tasting anything but a bench (if you're a bench lover)
  7. Angsty
  8. Very "27 Dresses"
  9. Like the gnarliest skateboard trick
  10. Dynamic
  11. Representative
  12. Skim Milk
  13. A Succulent Breath
  14. The Love Burp
  15. Canned Heat
  16. What Chimney Sweeps Do
  17. Must-See TV
  18. XXL
  19. Hot To Trot
  20. Not Hot Enough To Trot Away From This Horse I Wanna Kiss
  21. Great Mouthfeel
  22. Cuban