Why Nerdy Girls Are Sexier
Thank you for the request, @mallofamanda! Proud to be named the authority on this subject. Please come meet me, nerdy girls!
- •Because everyone is nerdyIf you're nerdy about something (and everyone is) that means you're passionate and that means we can likely connect on a deep level about our respective obsessions!
- •Because I'm nerdyAbout sports, about comedy, about you! I'm nerdy for you, girl!
- •GlassesGlasses!!!! The only way glasses could be sexier is if they were regularly worn across a woman's breasts. And I'm sorry but that's just what I think!
- •Wait...is this list request just a set up?Who are you trying to set me up with, @mallofamanda ??
- •I mean, does someone like me?
- •If someone likes me just say so!
- •Basically, nerdiness is a lifeblood and acknowledging that nerdiness breeds deep conversations and proper connections. Nerds are the best. And every other nerd is better than me.
- •Also I'm about to get my first pair of glasses. Ladies??