Worst Things Overheard at My Super Bowl Party

It's super hard to keep everybody focused at a huge party!
  1. "Oh, is he going to do a kickie thing?"
    Uhhh, it's called a field goal!!
  2. "Can we watch the Puppy Bowl?"
    Uhhhh...no!!!!
  3. "All systems go for strike on Grenada."
  4. "We've got men on the ground and bombers have their coordinates."
    Uhhh guys let's focus on the game here!!
  5. "Congrats, gentlemen. The capital of Grenada is now ash."
    There's three minutes left!! I'm watching here!!
  6. "No one must ever find out about this secret air strike."
    Ughhh that's the last time I ever watch the Super Bowl with GIRLS!