Reasons why I hate football (soccer for American readers)

  1. Football fans cry like they've lost a loved one when their team doesn't win the cup.
    Grow up, it's just a game
  2. Footballers roll around on the floor like they've had a leg amputated when they've been fouled and then 5 minutes later they're running around like it never happened.
    Man up you bunch of Jessies. Rugby players just shrug and carry on
  3. Football pundits that take an hour to dissect the game piece by piece.
    The score is the result. Accept it and move on.
  4. Football fans.
    Just football fans.
  5. And the serious one, the violence associated with football.
    The thug mentality of a very small number of 'fans' it abhorrent.