FIGHT NIGHT: MY WALKOUT ENTOURAGE
Mayweather. Pacquiao. Williams. If I were in a prize fight, here's who would accompany me to the ring.
- •Pitbull.The ultimate hype man. Who better to escort the future champion of the Worldwide Boxing Association, Worldwide Boxing Council, and Worldwide Boxing Organization than Mr. Worldwide? Dale.
- •Count Chocula.If I learned anything from #MayPac, it's that brand mascots are creepy and awesome. Enter Count Chocula, the bolo punch of my crew. Bum rush? Try sugar rush.
- •Steve Buscemi.My Corner Man. Has mean muggin' down to a science. Gives good towel.
- •John Oliver.Every entourage needs a skilled shit talker. Don't be fooled by his charming accent and cheery disposition; this Parseltongue will tear you limb from limb.
- •¥o-landi Vi$$erThis chick is absolutely terrifying. One look and you know you are about to get KTFO'D.