A Historical Joke (Start of the 30 Years War)
Based on a 100 percent true story.
- •Two priests walk into a tavern
- •Publican"What's that godawful stench?"
- •First priest"We were saved from a deathly fall by the divine spirit of the Virgin Mary!" he proclaims loudly.
- •Protestant patron"You mean you fell into a dung heap."
- •Second priest"Pretty much," he admits reluctantly.
- •First priest"Shut up Adam," he yells, "no wonder the negotiations went south so quick."