A Historical Joke (Start of the 30 Years War)

Based on a 100 percent true story.
  1. Two priests walk into a tavern
  2. Publican
    "What's that godawful stench?"
  3. First priest
    "We were saved from a deathly fall by the divine spirit of the Virgin Mary!" he proclaims loudly.
  4. Protestant patron
    "You mean you fell into a dung heap."
  5. Second priest
    "Pretty much," he admits reluctantly.
  6. First priest
    "Shut up Adam," he yells, "no wonder the negotiations went south so quick."