The One Where Underdog Gets Away
  1. Rachel: no potatoes
    She just wants to "shoop, shoop, shoop"
  2. Chandler: no potatoes
    Monica: Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns. Chandler: We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner...and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced...It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.
  3. Ross: lumpy mashed
    Monica: I'll make it just like Mom's. Ross: Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?
  4. Monica: probably smooth mashed
    Monica: You know, they're not actually supposed to have...I'll work on the lumps.
  5. Joey: tater tots
    Joey: But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot!
  6. Phoebes: whipped with peas and onions
    Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions...'cause then they'd be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died.
  7. Geez, does everyone need to have their Thanksgiving potatoes the way their mom made them?
    How about just saying, "Thank you, Monica!"?
  8. And then...
  9. "Got the ke-eys?"
  10. "The potatoes are ruined, the potatoes and ruined, the potatoes are ruined!"