I MARRIED A MONSTER
Can you believe this?!
- •It's a thin fluid. It will flow out easily. No need to squeeze!
- •This is how he re-closes packaged foods
- •I opened this box of straws properly along the perforations. I guess he didn't see what I did?
- •He also opens things wrong by busting through resealable packaging (like on tortillas) so that it's not resealable anymore 😡"Oh. I didn't see that. They didn't make it like that when I was a kid."