I MARRIED A MONSTER

Can you believe this?!
  1. It's a thin fluid. It will flow out easily. No need to squeeze!
  2. This is how he re-closes packaged foods
  3. I opened this box of straws properly along the perforations. I guess he didn't see what I did?
  4. He also opens things wrong by busting through resealable packaging (like on tortillas) so that it's not resealable anymore 😡
    "Oh. I didn't see that. They didn't make it like that when I was a kid."
  5. No