People My Mom Has Said She'd "Like to Speak To"

Sometimes my mom interrupts our conversations and says, "Let me speak to them." I 100% know she would get me results, but I'm not five so I don't take her up on this.
  1. My realtor. "Why should you have to bid higher? It seems like the people selling are just being greedy!"
  2. Mike Schur (every year right before Christmas -- "Well I'll ask when your vacation starts. You deserve a break!")
  3. Various friends of mine (This is more like, "You know what I'd tell her...")
  4. Oprah (according to my mom, Oprah should be ashamed she never had me on her show when I wrote a book in high school)
  5. My accountant.
  6. My current landlord.
  7. A former high school friend's mother.
  8. Airline employees