Reasons I Hate Corduroy

  1. Picture Day 1989. That day, my mom dressed me in corduroy overalls. I hated them with a passion, but finally gave in. I go to school and am told by my terrible teacher (she was the worst in many ways) that it was Picture Day.
  2. Picture Day 1989. No way was I wearing the worst outfit of my entire life for my permanent school picture. I told her my mom and I had no idea it was Picture Day and begged to call my mom. The teacher refused to let me call my mom! I wore the overalls, but vowed no corduroy ever again.
  3. It feels weird.