Things I've Found While Cleaning Movie Theaters

There's no business, like show business.
  1. Two empty bottles of Kroger brand Sherry cooking wine
    Found after Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  2. A plastic bag filled with chicken bones
    Found after Barber Shop: The Next Cut
  3. An 1/8 of Marijuana
    Found after Deadpool
  4. A bowl of homemade chili
    Found after The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Pt II
  5. A rather sizable dildo
    Found after Magic Mike XXL
  6. A used condom
    Found after Krampus
  7. A box of pizza
    Too many to count. How are you getting them inside?? Really?
  8. An empty bottle of Jack Daniels
    Found after a matinee of Minions