1. He did what he wanted. It was his hot body.
  2. It was just nonsense all around.
  3. He was led to believe there would be grilled cheese.
  4. He twice used the word epitaph.
  5. He knew what Willis was talkin bout.
  6. Preceded in death by approximately 100 billion people.
  7. Busy high fiving a million angels.
  8. Currently indisposed. Check back after zombie apocalypse.
  9. Lived with malice towards none, with charity for all. Or the other way around. I forget.