PHRASES THAT WHEN INCLUDED IN AN ARTICLE'S TITLE MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE

  1. "...his/her reaction is perfect"
  2. "...you won't believe what happens next"
  3. "...will blow your mind"
  4. "...you didn't know you needed"
  5. "...guaranteed to make you LOL"
  6. Anything with the words "insanely," "ridiculously," "outrageously," or "jaw dropping"