WEIRDLY SPECIFIC DATING APPS I WOULD TOTALLY USE

Inspired by Farmers Only
  1. One for those who were in the mosh pit of a Ska is Dead tour any time from 2004-2007.
  2. One for those who believe Nutella and peanut butter are best enjoyed by the spoonful.
  3. One for those who are 100% ok with eating the last remaining [fill in the blank].
  4. One for those who ogle dogs on the street like assholes ogle people.
  5. One for those who are relying on their roots in the humble Midwest to resist the oppressive cynicism of New York.