WEIRDLY SPECIFIC DATING APPS I WOULD TOTALLY USE
Inspired by Farmers Only
- •One for those who were in the mosh pit of a Ska is Dead tour any time from 2004-2007.
- •One for those who believe Nutella and peanut butter are best enjoyed by the spoonful.
- •One for those who are 100% ok with eating the last remaining [fill in the blank].
- •One for those who ogle dogs on the street like assholes ogle people.
- •One for those who are relying on their roots in the humble Midwest to resist the oppressive cynicism of New York.