5 THINGS I DO IN EMMA'S APARTMENT WHEN SHE AND LILY AREN'T HOME.
2 truths and 3 lies.
- •Shave my legs.Should start with the obvious.
- •Leave traces of maple syrup in select corners of the living room.Don't act like I'm the only one who does this.
- •Switch her toothbrush with Lily'sFor a lil giggle.
- •Practice ScientologyShe gets uncomfortable when I do this around her.
- •Rub Vaseline all over my body, squirm around on the floor and connect with my inner slug.A classic.