WAYS FOR MEN TO CARRY THEIR STUFF, IN ORDER OF SEX APPEAL

  1. 1.
    Backpack
    Ergonomic. Rustic. Practical. Plenty of room inside, plenty of opportunity to show off personal style. Number 1!!!!!
  2. 2.
    Briefcase - business or law professional
    Classic
  3. 3.
    Paper bag
    Yum watchu got in there some snackies hi
  4. 4.
    Leather satchel
    What even is that who cares you're hot (but maybe mean)
  5. 5.
    Tote bag
    Ok!
  6. 6.
    Pockets
    Where's your book? Not sexy
  7. 7.
    Briefcase - other jobs
    Upsetting