TV SHOWS I'VE ONLY WATCHED A FEW EPISODES OF
And my subsequent understanding of the plot
- •Gilmore GirlsA very pale and boring girl lives with her mom (and grandma?). The girl only talks to her mother. Maybe she had an immune system deficiency so she can't hang out with other kids? Maybe she's just a nerd. The Mom is loud and hot. The lady from Bridesmaids is there. No one is enjoying themselves.
- •The L WordEveryone is living in an alternative reality where everyone is gay and a woman. In this new utopia everyone owns a well tailored leather jacket. Some of them play tennis.
- •Pretty Little LiarsFour high school girls who don't like each other are upset because they killed their friend. They express their sadness by wearing bizarre skirts and tiny hats. At least two of them might be played by Selena Gomez.
- •Bojack HorsemanAll the animals have human fingers
- •The BachelorIt's important to be here for the "right reasons" and "canine enthusiast" is a valid career title
- •True DetectiveNEVER GO TO LOUISIANA