ANNOYING HIPPIE THINGS MY ANNOYING HIPPIE COWORKERS HAVE DONE THIS WEEK

Let's just say this job in environmental activism isn't a 100 percent fit
  1. Eaten exclusively weird orange mush out of mason jars
    Meat is murder
  2. Offered me a handkerchief for my bloody nose
    This is literally how Aids is spread
  3. Asked if my nail polish was tested on animals
    Honestly...probably
  4. Asked what was on my sandwich expecting some exotic meat substitute like seitan or quorn
    They cringed in unison when I snarled "turkey"
  5. Never wore deodorant. Not a single one for a single day