I'LL KNOW I'VE MADE IT BIG WHEN...

  1. 1.
    I have someone on call to scrape snow off my car anytime I need to go out in the winter
  2. 2.
    I get asked to make a college commencement address
  3. 3.
    I don't have to check my bank account balance before every purchase I make
  4. 4.
    Girl Scout troops include me on collages of powerful women
  5. 5.
    I can order special rolls at the sushi restaurant without feeling guilty