1. 7-11 Slurpies
    Coke flavored. There is nothing less necessary and nothing more delicious on a hot day.
  2. Late night snacking
    I really try not to eat after dinner but there's something about a 10pm bowl of Doritos that's hard to resist
  3. Sending my laundry out
    So wasteful and yet so satisfying
  4. Men with beards
    Probably Freudian
  5. Cheese
    Makes me so farty but almost always worth it
  6. Tanning
    If you can't tone it, tan it....but worry excessively about skin cancer as you do