This is a record of the hour before bedtime for a five year old and an eight year old
  1. Ran around naked
    Not surprising, still worth noting
  2. Belted Taylor Swift's Bad Blood and gotten every word correct
    I'd be lying if I said I didn't join in
  3. Farted approximately 10 Billion times
  4. Accidentally called me grandma
  5. Mis-explained the rules of a board game to me so that it was impossible to finish it
  6. Didn't believe me when I pointed out the flaw in their version of the rules and continued playing their way
  7. Got frustrated with how long the board game was taking and abandoned it
  8. Tried to hack into the parental controls on their Xbox
  9. Farted more