THINGS I BUY EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO INCOME

  1. Daily Starbucks
    Making your own coffee is for peasants
  2. A season pass to the beach
    As long as I'm not working for a living, I need something to do with my days
  3. Gas
    Need to drive to the beach
  4. Plane tickets to the Bahamas
    It's not called funemployed for nothing
  5. New Sam Edelman pumps
    Dress for the job you want, right?
  6. Alcohol
    A lot of it
  7. Not food