THINGS I BUY EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO INCOME
- •Daily StarbucksMaking your own coffee is for peasants
- •A season pass to the beachAs long as I'm not working for a living, I need something to do with my days
- •GasNeed to drive to the beach
- •Plane tickets to the BahamasIt's not called funemployed for nothing
- •New Sam Edelman pumpsDress for the job you want, right?
- •AlcoholA lot of it
- •Not food