THINGS MY FAMILY SAID TO ME ON THE WEEKEND I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE
In no particular order...
- •No honors, huh?
- •This weekend is all about you! We want to do whatever you want to do!(Said while simultaneously doing nothing I wanted to do)
- •MOVE! YOU'RE CRUSHING MY NIPPLES!
- •Do you mind if we head out before this ends? All the talking is kinda boring...
- •Smile! You always look so miserable in pictures!
- •Will there be food at this?