THINGS MY FAMILY SAID TO ME ON THE WEEKEND I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE

In no particular order...
  1. No honors, huh?
  2. This weekend is all about you! We want to do whatever you want to do!
    (Said while simultaneously doing nothing I wanted to do)
  3. MOVE! YOU'RE CRUSHING MY NIPPLES!
  4. Do you mind if we head out before this ends? All the talking is kinda boring...
  5. Smile! You always look so miserable in pictures!
  6. Will there be food at this?