I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH
- •Whoever put the "d" in Wednesday
- •Whoever put the first "r" in February
- •Whoever named the grapefruitIt neither looks nor tastes like a grape
- •My high school AP Literature teacher for telling me (an aspiring author) that I have no style or voice in my writingAnd my college professors have told me my writing is great so BYE FELICIA
- •Whoever authorized the 8am fire drill in my dorm this morning
- •Parents who allow their elementary school aged children to have cell phones
- •The clerk at the jewelry store who saw me and said, "How soon are you planning to get engaged, exactly? You look a little young." when I was looking at engagement ringsExcuse YOU madam! My boyfriend is going to pay you thousands of dollars for a sparkly rock, so you may keep your comments to yourself.
- •The entire pornography industryWe'll start with degrading women and polluting impressionable minds, and go from there.
- •Whoever allowed Adam Levine to shave his head