Things I would've done if I wasn't concerned with actually graduating and, ya know, not having breaking and entering on my record
  1. Buy as many $0.99 Petco goldfish as possible without seeming too suspicious, sneak into my high school's pool one night, and fill the pool with goldfish!
    Swim class would be cancelled, I would be a hero
  2. Okay so this was my only idea
  3. But isn't it great?!
  4. (Minus PETA being all up my butt, of course)