THINGS I AM IRRATIONALLY AFRAID OF
- •Creepy clownsRonald McDonald and I are cool. But clowns that are intentionally creepy? Nah bro.
- •Revolving doorsI'm afraid I'll get stuck
- •Spindly-legged spidersTarantulas? They're okay. But tell me this sucker doesn't scare the crap out of you. Whether or not a tarantula could hurt me more than Mr. Spindly is irrelevant. Just look at it.
- •Missing classI need to chill