THINGS I AM IRRATIONALLY AFRAID OF

  1. Creepy clowns
    Ronald McDonald and I are cool. But clowns that are intentionally creepy? Nah bro.
  2. Revolving doors
    I'm afraid I'll get stuck
  3. Spindly-legged spiders
    Tarantulas? They're okay. But tell me this sucker doesn't scare the crap out of you. Whether or not a tarantula could hurt me more than Mr. Spindly is irrelevant. Just look at it.
  4. Missing class
    I need to chill