THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND

  1. Why are DayQuil and NyQuil so huge?
    Pills for preventing pregnancy are so small you can barely see them, but if I have a runny nose I have to swallow something the size of a golf ball.
  2. Related: When you get a combo box, why are there always like three times as many DayQuils as there are NyQuils?
    I don't know about anyone else, but I use them way more at night than during the day.
  3. Why must there be chunks of fruit in my yogurt?
    I don't want them. Eating smooth, creamy yogurt and then having a squishy chunk of something slide down your throat is just gross.
  4. Why do my shoes always come untied?
    I tie them tightly, I swear.
  5. Why doesn't everyone use the Oxford comma?
    Seriously, this one is not up for debate.
  6. Why would anyone vote for Hillary Clinton?
  7. Why do I have an 8AM final when my class is usually at 9AM?
    I am not used to waking up this early. I cannot function. Help.
  8. Why don't I have more followers on List App?
    I'm hilarious