THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND: HANDKERCHIEF EDITION

  1. Where do I even begin
  2. Handkerchiefs are cloth tissues that you just stuff back in your pocket
  3. Why
  4. W h y y y y
  5. If someone put an actual used tissue in their pocket, that would be unacceptable
  6. So whyyyy is it okay to carry these snot rags around and use them over and over?
  7. Is there even a defense for the handkerchief?
  8. Ew.