1. The title has more than one emoji
  2. It's a Listroduction™
    I'm sorry Susan but I don't need to know that you speak a little French and have two brothers
  3. It's made up entirely of gifs
    They aren't my thing. Plus it'll take forever to load
  4. It's made up entirely of links to other lists
  5. It's more than 20 points long
    Ain't nobody got time for that
  6. You're not a human being
    Sorry Jo Ann Fabrics and Michaels, I don't have time for that shizzzz