THOUGHTS WHILE AT MY COLLEGE'S CHRISTMAS PARTY

  1. Where are my friends?
  2. There they are! I've never sat at that table before.
  3. Let's get food.
  4. Decorate your own cookies? I'm in.
  5. Icing? Don't mind if I do. Lemme just smear that all over... Perfect
  6. Why is this line so slow?
  7. OH GREAT I'm stuck behind Sugar Cookie da Vinci
  8. ...
  9. .......
  10. ............
  11. LET'S GO
  12. It's all gonna be in your stomach in like 30 seconds anyway.
  13. Finally! Okay, back to the table.
  14. Why are there so many people in here? It's like high school hallways all over again.
  15. When I politely put my hand on the back of my chair that means THIS IS MY CHAIR NOW MOVE OUT OF THE WAY SO I CAN SIT DOWN
  16. Thank you.
  17. Karaoke looks fun. But no, Miriam, I will not be joining you.
  18. Because... I don't know. Just no.
  19. *sigh* Fine. If you can convince Hannah.
  20. Hannah. You were supposed to say no.
  21. Practice in the bathroom? What if someone walks in on us.
  22. MIRIAM BE QUIET THE WHOLE BUILDING IS GOING TO HEAR US
  23. Wow we sound pretty good.
  24. OKAY LET'S DO THIS! YEAH ADRENALINE WHOOOO! WE'RE SO FUN AND WITTY AND CUTE. WHOOOO!!!
  25. Okay we're up.
  26. This is going well.
  27. Why is my hand shaking so badly?
  28. Hand, stop, we're not even nervous.
  29. Okay, maybe we're a little nervous.
  30. Are they... They're cheering for us!
  31. Wow I'm really proud of this song.
  32. Okay it's done.
  33. I can't feel my face.
  34. I NEED WATER
  35. WHO POURED SAND DOWN MY THROAT HOLY CRAP
  36. They're out of regular water bottles?
  37. I have to buy Fiji? I am NOT spending like 4 bucks for a bottle of water.
  38. Who am I kidding, yes I am. But not happily.
  39. That's a great selling ploy you know. "We're out of normal water, so here, drink this designer water in a square bottle with the name of a fancy island on it."
  40. Messiah must have great marketing people.
  41. Or maybe they just ran out of waters.