UNDERWEAR IN THE STREET

A true story
  1. I was about 15 years old and I had just bought myself a couple pairs of cute underwear.
  2. Prior to this point, the majority of my underwear was, like, the kind you buy at Walmart that comes in a 3 pack or whatever.
  3. So yeah, I'm all excited about this underwear! Especially one pair that was blue and lacy and had a little bow on the front.
  4. SO, a couple weeks later, I'm eating lunch with my friends in the cafeteria, and my mom texts me a picture.
  5. THE PICTURE IS OF MY NEW BLUE LACY UNDERWEAR
  6. IN THE MIDDLE OF A STREET!
  7. She's like, are these your underwear?
    She usually does the laundry, so she knew what they looked like
  8. I'm like, what the heck, I don't know. Why would my underwear be in the street?
  9. She goes, I was on a walk in our neighborhood and saw these and they looked like yours, so I used a stick to turn them over and look at the tag, and they are size small like yours, so what are your underwear doing in the road?
  10. At this point I'm completely baffled.
  11. And I'm sure my mother is completely freaking out, imagining her daughter stripping in the street or something.
  12. When I got home, she grilled me.
  13. But I promised then and I promise now: I have no clue how they got there.
  14. I searched my house up and down for my underwear just so I could prove it must be a coincidence.
  15. But, alas, the road panties must have been mine.
  16. It's pretty creepy, actually.
  17. And to this day, I have no clue how my underwear ended up in the street.
  18. The end.