Thoughts during the first heatwave...

  1. Um, Mother Nature, did we upset you? It's only May. Slow your roll.
  2. Ew. Why do people like this sticky, hot, icky crap?
  3. I blame all of you summer people for this.
  4. Do you not realize your butt cheek is showing? Because it is. It's just out there. For everyone.
  5. Okay, maybe that makes you feel empowered.
  6. Maybe that's what I should do.
  7. No. I can't. Dang.
  8. I need air conditioning. A lot of it. Now.
  9. Kill me. Put me out of my swelling misery.
  10. I miss my cozy sweatshirts. Now I'm just uncomfortably sweating...
  11. Ew.