TODAY I SHOULD GO TO WORK, BUT....

  1. Life moves pretty fast and I wish I could be Ferris Bueller.
  2. I'm actually Batman and have a lot of superhero things to do.
  3. Okay, I'm not Batman.
  4. I'm really James Bond.
  5. Just kidding, I don't like martinis.
  6. I'm Adele and I have a lot of phone calls to make.
  7. Hello...
  8. Fine, I'll go to work.