TODAY I SHOULD GO TO WORK, BUT....
- •Life moves pretty fast and I wish I could be Ferris Bueller.
- •I'm actually Batman and have a lot of superhero things to do.
- •Okay, I'm not Batman.
- •I'm really James Bond.
- •Just kidding, I don't like martinis.
- •I'm Adele and I have a lot of phone calls to make.
- •Fine, I'll go to work.