ACTUAL FORECAST FOR NYC THIS WEEK
The week I visited from LA. Where we forgot what weather was a long time ago. It was supposed to rain and be in the 50's. Here is what the weather really was like:
- •Fuck you, dad!
- •Who needs ears?
- •It's like a degree. And my body heat turns it off.
- •The one guy pretending it's nice out.Stop trying to be a hero, guy. Put a coat on!!!!
- •Witches' tit, with a low of garbage-degrees-fahrenheit, and a high of can't-even-get-high.
- •Spring fashion in every store windowMocking you
- •Climate change your mind much?A weathers prerogative