ACTUAL FORECAST FOR NYC THIS WEEK

The week I visited from LA. Where we forgot what weather was a long time ago. It was supposed to rain and be in the 50's. Here is what the weather really was like:
  1. Fuck you, dad!
  2. Who needs ears?
  3. It's like a degree. And my body heat turns it off.
  4. The one guy pretending it's nice out.
    Stop trying to be a hero, guy. Put a coat on!!!!
  5. Witches' tit, with a low of garbage-degrees-fahrenheit, and a high of can't-even-get-high.
  6. Spring fashion in every store window
    Mocking you
  7. Climate change your mind much?
    A weathers prerogative